‘I’m Gonna Pop Some Ta…!CHOKE!’. CO Woman Assaults Boyfriend For Singing ‘Thrift Shop’ On Repeat.

Woman assaults boyfriend for singing Macklemore's Thrift Shop.

Samantha Malson of Longmont CO was arrested for pushing and choking her drunken boyfriend, Lars Hansen, for singing “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore in single song, loop mode. Here’s what Ms. Malson’s told the police from The Smoking Gun:


“He just annoyed me… I grabbed him around the throat… I did it for intimidation.”

[TSG via Buzzfeed]

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