Siri Harassed: Writer Locks / Unlocks iPhone 5S With His Penis.

Apple iPhone 5S Touch ID Fingerprint Sensor

Andrew Clouts wanted to see what he could use to lock/unlock his iPhone 5S with using its built-in Touch ID fingerprint sensor. He tried his knuckle (locked but would not unlock) and elbow (neither) and then he went below the belt. From Mr. Clouts on Digital Trends:

“Lastly, I went with the most secure body part I could think of – and all I will say is that I had to take off my pants. Unlike the knuckle and elbow, however, registering my nether region was a breeze. (It was quite chilly, in fact.) And not only did I successfully register this private part with relative ease, I was also able to use it to unlock the device. I think you can understand why there isn’t a video of this one.”

In response, BetaBeat commented “Video or it didn’t happen” but I don’t need to see the video. I’m sure it worked as the cat paw and nipple did.

Now if Mr. Clouts truly wants to shock us with the power of the iPhone 5S Touch ID feature, he should do it with a body part that is even more secure: his prostate. That would be a true test and we still wouldn’t need a video; a doctor’s note and an audio file would be suffice… or it didn’t happen. [Digital Trends via BetaBeat]

Lock and unlock your iPhone 5S with your prostate

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