Craigslist Ad By A Drunk Needing To Make An Emergency Taco Bell Run.

Taco Bell Tacos

You’re dying for some Taco Bell tacos but you have several hurdles in the way of getting those tacos:

  1. You live in Baltimore.
  2. It’s snowing in Baltimore.
  3. It’s treacherous to drive and only have a hybrid (Prius?).
  4. You’re drunk.

What do you do? How about create an awesome Craigslist ad:

Driver With 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle Needed For Emergency Taco Bell Run (Baltimore)
“Guys it’s snowing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.”

Craigslist: Emergency Taco Bell Run

Even better, the guy who posted this ad on Craigslist went on Reddit (squirrelsoup) and was just as hilarious. While on Reddit, he let everyone know that he did eventually get his tacos. [TDD]

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