It’s Better To Shit Your Pants Than To Die Of Constipation – Comment Wins.

It's better to shit your pants than to die of constipation.

Seen the whole ‘it’s better to shit your pants’ enough to know somebody would come up with a good response to it. Thank you MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying:

*Goes on date with her, shits pants*


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