Aussie Newspaper – Engagement Congrats To Benedict Cumberbatch Etc.

Engagement congrats to Benedict Cumberbatch from Aussie newspaper

Let’s count the Cumberbadaptations in this article:

  1. Bodysnatch Cummerbund
  2. Buffalo Custardbath
  3. Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch
  4. Cabbagewank

Wouldn’t it be great if he took on his fiance’s last name? Hard to mess with Benedict Hunter. [imgur]

Update: This was not published in an Aussie newspaper; it’s a satire piece from a student newspaper (maybe).

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