Swearing Bird Doesn’t Like Round Cages. [Video]

I don’t think a bird could drop any more f-bombs than this swearing bird who doesn’t like round cages.

60-Year Old Grandpa Drinks Beer With No Hands And No Arms [Video]

Watch a 60-year old pull off some yoga and shit to drink a beer that starts on his forehead.

Cristiano Ronaldo Disguises Himself As A Street Performer. Kicks Soccer Ball With Kid. [Video]

Ronaldo disguising himself as a street performer to see how people would react is part prank and part PSA.

The Filipino Diving Team Is Gutsy But Not That Good. [Video]

For some, wearing a Speedo in front of a bunch of people is a nightmare. The Filipino diving team takes it one step further.

Don’t Call LeBron James A Pussy Ass Bitch. [Video]

Building a list of names to NOT call LeBron James and basically, Pussy Ass Bitch is at the top of the list.

Dad Guesses Playing Card With A Little Help [Video]

This is the apex of dadhood. Getting to trick your kid into thinking you’re good at something is all that dad’s have left.

Bathroom Sinks Hate Him.

Take everything you thought about cats hating water and throw it out. We’ve had it all wrong.

Need Girl Scout Cookies From A Grown Up

Craigslist ad for Girl Scout cookies by a person who can not make contact with minors is honest, sad and law abiding.