23 Minutes Of Shitty Driving – Angry Driver Films Bad Driver In Michigan. [Video]

Watch an asshole driver repeatedly break the traffic laws of Michigan. It’s called recidivism – repeat offender.

CNN Anchor Gives Cosby Rape Victim Rape Avoidance Tip. [Video]

Don Lemon – WTF? Asking a rape victim why she didn’t use her teeth to avoid rape puts you in a dumbass class that is all your own. We call it Lemon Level

What A Dick Move – Saints Fan Grabs Football From Bengals Fan. [Vine]

You have to stay up really late and spend a lot of focus time trying to come up with a way to be a bigger dick than this Saints fan. On national TV too!

Rocket Firework Lands In Neighbor’s Yard. [Video]

Launching a rocket firework into your neighbor’s yard is a whoopsie. Uploading a video of the rocket firework landing in your neighbor’s yard is a fuck up.

Congrats New England Patriots On One Million Twitter Followers.

The New England Patriots just proved that you can have a million followers on Twitter without ever knowing how the Twitter works.

Black Friday Sales Bring The Black Friday Camping Outside Customers. [Video]

Two women are camping out in front of Best Buy for three weeks in order to get a $199 television.

Woman Wears ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ T-shirt In Booking Photo.

A Kentucky woman was arrested wearing a ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ t-shirt. What do you think she was arrested for?

Man Swallowed By Snake For A TV Show. [Video]

The Discovery channel’s Eaten Alive will have a guy, in a special suit, swallowed whole by an anaconda. Hooray for sweeps months!