Real Life ‘Up’ : Jonathan Trappe Attempts To Cross The Atlantic With 370 Balloons. [Video]

Crossing the Atlantic ocean in a single hot-air balloon is for pussies. Real men cross the Atlantic in 370 rainbow-colored helium balloons.

How Did Crappy Miss The Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray And Spritzer? [Video]

Put an end to dump shaming with the Poo~Pourri Toilet Spray. Find out how it works and why you need it. Reason#1: no more turtling to avoid pooping.

Li’l Mugshot: 7-Year -Old Jets Fan Heckles Bucs Fan At Football Game. [Video]

I wonder if this kids’ parents laughed or cried when they saw the video of their 7-year-old yelling at Buccaneer fans.

Guy Shits Himself On Slingshot Amusement Park Ride. Jimmy Kimmel Prank? [Video]

Watch a video of a Jets fan ‘supposedly’ crapping his pants on a Slingshot type amusement park ride.

Russell Brand Will Not Be One Of GQ’s ‘Men Of The Year’ For 2014. [Video]

GQ gave Russell Brand ‘The Oracle’ award at the 2013 Men of the Year award ceremony so please listen to the man. He’s pegged you and your sponsor Hugo Boss.

Drunks Try To Wake Up Passed Out Friend With Fireworks. It Backfires. [Video]

These are the kind of videos that built the internet. No staging or rehearsing; just 100% drunken stupidity captured on video for all to enjoy.

Found ATM Receipt: Must Be Nice…

Doesn’t make good fiscal sense to have $1+ million dollars in your checking account unless of course it was just interest earned on your billions.

Geniuses: Company Creates Truck Tailgate Decal Of Bound And Tied Woman.

The Dumbass of the Day award goes to Hornet Signs of Waco Texas. Their ‘bound and tied’ woman decal is one part cry for attention and nine parts stupid.