Need Girl Scout Cookies From A Grown Up

Craigslist ad for Girl Scout cookies by a person who can not make contact with minors is honest, sad and law abiding.

Getting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt.

The ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’ message on the t-shirt was just kicking the probably cause door in.

Identity Change Interrupted – Criminal Arrested With Half Head Shaved.

A Michigan man was arrested mid identity change and his new look is going to be a hit in jail.

Can You Drive With A Tire Boot On Your Car?

A woman driving a BMW decides to take off with a tire boot on her car. Fortunately, she was auditioning for a show that appreciates stupidity.

Talking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]

There’s a fine line between defending the US Constitution and being a dickhead. Watch this border crossing video and decide what Robert Trudell is.

Rubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’

Stanford Rubenstein has been accused of rape. In the meantime, his junk is already on trial in the ‘hung like a cashew’ court of public opinion.

Crime Or YouTube Channel – Throwing Dildos At Teen Girls?

There is a fine line between crime and YouTube channel and this dumbass in Wisconsin just crossed it.

Over-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G. Sanford And Half Jerky Boy. [Video]

The Fourth Amendment prevents unlawful search and seizure but the guy in this video shows why it needs to be amended again. Add the dumbass exception.