Craigslist ad for Girl Scout cookies by a person who can not make contact with minors is honest, sad and law abiding.
Getting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt.
The ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’ message on the t-shirt was just kicking the probably cause door in.
Identity Change Interrupted – Criminal Arrested With Half Head Shaved.
A Michigan man was arrested mid identity change and his new look is going to be a hit in jail.
Can You Drive With A Tire Boot On Your Car?
A woman driving a BMW decides to take off with a tire boot on her car. Fortunately, she was auditioning for a show that appreciates stupidity.
Talking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]
![Talking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]](http://www.crapasaurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/helium-border-crossing-270x100.jpg)
There’s a fine line between defending the US Constitution and being a dickhead. Watch this border crossing video and decide what Robert Trudell is.
Rubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’
Stanford Rubenstein has been accused of rape. In the meantime, his junk is already on trial in the ‘hung like a cashew’ court of public opinion.
Crime Or YouTube Channel – Throwing Dildos At Teen Girls?
There is a fine line between crime and YouTube channel and this dumbass in Wisconsin just crossed it.
Over-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G. Sanford And Half Jerky Boy. [Video]
![Over-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G. Sanford And Half Jerky Boy. [Video]](http://www.crapasaurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/truck-overloaded-gets-pulled-over-270x100.jpg)
The Fourth Amendment prevents unlawful search and seizure but the guy in this video shows why it needs to be amended again. Add the dumbass exception.