It’s Been A Tough Second Term For President Obama.

The newly re-elected Prime Minister of New Zealand got the congratulatory call from President Obama. His caller ID told him not to take the call.

Brad And Dallas Woodhouse’s Mom Calls CSPAN To Lecture Her Sons About The Holidays

Brothers with opposing political views got called Out on a CSPAN show by their mother. She basically said – don’t be dicks at Christmas.

Talking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]

There’s a fine line between defending the US Constitution and being a dickhead. Watch this border crossing video and decide what Robert Trudell is.

Boob Staring – Just Clinton Being Clinton. [Selfie]

The possible first ‘gentleman’ may be Bill Clinton and he hasn’t lost a step.

President Obama Smoothly Deals With Jealous Boyfriend. [Video]

The President was in Chicago to cast his vote in the 2014 mid-term elections. Hometown hero? Nope. ‘Stay away from my girl’ says one constituent.

Found Out Why Prius Drivers In Texas Express Self-Hate.

‘Cool Prius – Nobody’ bumper sticker on a Texas Prius now makes sense to me. The self-loathing is spurred by hate driving around them.

Get To Know Your 2014 Vermont Gubernatorial Candidates.

No state runs a governor’s race like the state of Vermont. Screenshot from the Vermont Gubernatorial debate looks a little Duck Dynasty, a little Mad Men.

Republican Win – Get .GOP Suffix.

Get ready for a new rush of domain registrations with the new .GOP suffix. One day, we may be going to sites with .GOP for the best free porn.