Need Girl Scout Cookies From A Grown Up

Craigslist ad for Girl Scout cookies by a person who can not make contact with minors is honest, sad and law abiding.

Getting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt.

The ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’ message on the t-shirt was just kicking the probably cause door in.

Identity Change Interrupted – Criminal Arrested With Half Head Shaved.

A Michigan man was arrested mid identity change and his new look is going to be a hit in jail.

Poop Package – Enjoy The Package Of Poop You Stole. [Video]

A couple in DC fight back against a package thief by putting a fake parcel and filling it with poop.

The Only Thing He Had On Was ‘A Large Metal Ring Around His Testicles’

Who hasn’t done this before? We all think we’re better than Keith ‘put a large metal ring around his testicles’ Berfield but we’re all one bad trip away.

Rubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’

Stanford Rubenstein has been accused of rape. In the meantime, his junk is already on trial in the ‘hung like a cashew’ court of public opinion.

Crime Or YouTube Channel – Throwing Dildos At Teen Girls?

There is a fine line between crime and YouTube channel and this dumbass in Wisconsin just crossed it.

Over-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G. Sanford And Half Jerky Boy. [Video]

The Fourth Amendment prevents unlawful search and seizure but the guy in this video shows why it needs to be amended again. Add the dumbass exception.