Getting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt.

The ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’ message on the t-shirt was just kicking the probably cause door in.

Easy Solution For Gowanus Rabbit Problem [Video]

Somebody is being an irresponsible rabbit owner. Making them responsible comes from a book.

Can You Drive With A Tire Boot On Your Car?

A woman driving a BMW decides to take off with a tire boot on her car. Fortunately, she was auditioning for a show that appreciates stupidity.

Hooray For Animal Abuse – Dog In Dress Walking On Hind Legs Video.

What the hell is wrong with people? Training a dog to wear a dress, sunglasses and walk on their hind legs is not cute – it’s just cruel.

Best Title Of The Week: Don’t Hate Justin Bieber, Hate His Father [Defamer]

Article title of the week! Defamer’s posted an story on the Justin Bieber’s dad, Jeremy, and why he’s the root of all things awful about the biebs.

Video Of Cats Sitting Around A Table For A Cat Birthday Party Is Fucking Nuts. [Video]

Here’s a 30 second video of five cats sitting around a table for a cat birthday party because that’s what cat’s do; sit still for cat birthday parties.

Woman Of Anti-Science Tours Field Museum Of Natural History. [Video]

Watch Megan Fox walk through the Field Museum of Natural History and attempt to discredit the fossil record.

What A Dick Move – Saints Fan Grabs Football From Bengals Fan. [Vine]

You have to stay up really late and spend a lot of focus time trying to come up with a way to be a bigger dick than this Saints fan. On national TV too!