Twin Sisters Fight Over Boyfriend And Vibrator.

Twin sisterhood comes third when you’re talking about boyfriends and sex toys.

The Only Thing He Had On Was ‘A Large Metal Ring Around His Testicles’

Who hasn’t done this before? We all think we’re better than Keith ‘put a large metal ring around his testicles’ Berfield but we’re all one bad trip away.

Sexy Chilis Cook Shares Tattoo With H.I. McDunnough, Warthog From Hell.

A cook at a Florida Chilis restaurant got fired for posing shirtless in a Chilis’ kitchen. Had he been shirted, we would’ve missed the Rasing AZ connection.

Three-Boobed Woman Only A Thing Until Four-Boobed Woman Arrives. [Video]

A Florida woman now has a third boob and good for her.

Body Bumping Your Kids Is A Crime In Florida.

If I get another dumbass Florida story, I’m going to kick my own nuts with both heels. Body bumping woman in Florida gets arrested… over chicken.

Burglar Falls Asleep On The Job Next To Stolen Jewelry. [Florida!]

Thanks Florida for floridianing up for us. Burglar falls asleep on the job? Only in Florida.

Port St. Lucie Police Department Is In Their Busy Season.

What does a caged raccoon drug house have to do with a domestic dispute involving transgender porn and a boot? A day in the life of a Port St. Lucie PO.

Crazy Florida Woman Feeding Gators Cereal. [Video]

The woman called the gator with ‘puppy puppy’ which in gator, translates to ‘eat me eat me.’