Conan O’Brien – Justin Bieber Is A Waste Of A Fertilized Egg.

Leave it to Team Coco to crystallize eloquently the whole Justin Bieber neighbor egging dumbassdom.

Triumph Insults His Way Through The Great American Beer Festival. [Video]

Thank goodness for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Everywhere Triumph goes, he says what we’re all thinking – only he’s funnier. You’re up beer snobs.

Conan Wants To Furlough Non-Essential Staff. Ok, Just Jordan Schlansky. [Video]

The fed can do it – why can’t Conan O’Brien? Conan asks members of his staff if they can name one non-essential staffer to furlough. They all name Mr. Schlansky.

Conan O’Brien Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming Into Work Late. [Video]

Hilarious video of Conan O’Brien ‘Conanly’ handling terminally Friday-late AP Jordan Schlansky.

Comedian Bill Burr’s Take On The Paula Deen Scandal: We Need ‘The Disgrace Channel.’ [Video]

Bill Burr proves you can talk about the Paula Deen scandal without being a ‘holier than thou’ dickhead.

Conan O’Brien Visits E3 Video Game Conference.

Follow Conan O’Brien around the 2013 E3 gaming conference as he tries to figure out which console (Wii U, Xbox One or PS4) is worthy of his endorsement.

Conan: Justin Bieber Didn’t Stop At Anne Frank; ‘Faux’ Tweets About Joan of Arc, Jesus And MLK. [Video]

Justin Bieber hoping Anne Frank would’ve been a ‘belieber’ leads to controversy but shirtless Abe Lincoln wrestling pantless George Washington for President’s Day sale commercial isn’t. Paaaaa-leeeze!

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog VS The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. [VIDEO]

Because we can only shake our heads when watch Real Housewives on TV, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is providing a public service.