Hooray For Animal Abuse – Dog In Dress Walking On Hind Legs Video.

What the hell is wrong with people? Training a dog to wear a dress, sunglasses and walk on their hind legs is not cute – it’s just cruel.

Russian Dolphin Music Video – [NSFW NSFEars NSFAnything]

It’s the Russian music video starter kit – two chicks, fake dolphin, green screen and a song you only want to hear once.

Now You Can Literally Give A Flying Fuck Remote Control Helicopter.

Giving a flying fuck has a price tag now – it’s $34.99 (plus s&h).

Parenting Fail – Kid Thinks Shaver Is A Comb As Mom Comments. [Video]

Watch a little boy shave most of his hair off when he takes a shaver to his head instead of a comb. Mom’s commentary = parenting fail.

Twin Sisters Fight Over Boyfriend And Vibrator.

Twin sisterhood comes third when you’re talking about boyfriends and sex toys.

Jingle Bells With Breast-Bells. [Video]

Watch Sara X and her boobs match the beat of Jingle Bells with her boobs.

Video Of Cats Sitting Around A Table For A Cat Birthday Party Is Fucking Nuts. [Video]

Here’s a 30 second video of five cats sitting around a table for a cat birthday party because that’s what cat’s do; sit still for cat birthday parties.

Crocodile Kills Golfer In ‘Find Most Golf Balls’ Challenge.

No, he wasn’t retrieving just his golf ball; he was competing with his playing partner to see who could retrieve the most golf balls. Hello, Darwin Awards.