Shitten Mittens: Don’t Get Caught Brown-Handed, Just Put On A Shitten. [Video]

It’s your choice – crack of your ass with toilet paper or whole-ass with the shitten mittens?

Whole Mess Of Raccoons Escaping From A Dumpster [Video]

A good-hearted animal lover helps a bunch of raccoons escape from a dumpster. My escape plan for them would include a hammer, firecrackers… then ladder.

New Hampshire Man Loses His Life Savings Trying To Win An Xbox At A Local Carnival. [Video]

CPS… you might want to start a file on Henry Gribbohm.

It’s Yours Now: iPhone Thief ID’d When His Butt Starts Ringing.

This one is way deeper than a butt dial story.